littletortfeasor (10:36:58 AM): how can they pay to litigate?
OpenandHostile (10:37:15 AM): it's pro bono or patty is sleeping with her attorney
littletortfeasor (10:37:38 AM): patty is carrying the atty's baby and he doesn't want a malpractice suit
Some days we need lunch sooner than others...
littletortfeasor (10:24:54 AM): i can't wait for chipotle
littletortfeasor (10:25:02 AM): my burrito says pour some sugar on me
littletortfeasor (10:25:16 AM): it's a sexy burrito
littletortfeasor (10:25:35 AM): it wears that foil for a little bit, but then it strips
OpenandHostile (10:26:03 AM): i feel a margarita now
Clearly, Tortfeasors Anonymous was in need of a re-vamp. We've got a new tortfeasor aboard (OpenandHostile) and have settled into that lazy part of 1L where we have time to waste.
PR tort (9:00:57 AM): guys we need to stop im laughing here
PR tort (9:01:03 AM): and it's being obvious
littletortfeasor (9:01:26 AM): yeah, this isn't crim
OpenandHostile (9:02:03 AM): i should drop out of law school and star in porn